So...Recap Time...

So...I've been a bad girl.

First of all, I mostly have a good reason for neglecting to post these last twenty something days.  I've been really really busy.

Ok, so in the first week of absenteeism, Morgan had her birthday and I bought a zebra hat.  It's a very darling hat, and I love it very much.  Also, Daniel, Other Morgan, Joseph, and I discovered our new favorite pastime.  Going to Barnes & Noble and reading gay erotica to each other.  True story.  I promise it's not as awkward as it sounds.

At the end of that week I went with Daniel, Nikki, Joseph, and Nikki's then-boyfriend Josh to see Resident Evil 4.  More on Josh in a minute.  Resi 4 was not too good.  For one thing, and I suppose it's because of my eye sight, but 3D just does not work on me.  I would see the occassional thing, and that was it.  It wasn't the bad 3D that made it not good though.  It was mostly plotless.  They spent the entire movie trying to get to a boat that didn't really make sense anyway.  Also, there were no zombies, just these things that had faces that turned into octopusses.  All in all it was really disappointing.

Now, on to Josh.  I may have mentioned him before, I'm not sure.  Anyway, he was dating Nikki, and he is literally the nicest person I've ever met.  Joseph managed to explode a coke all over the backseat of Josh's Mustang, and all Josh said was "Oh, your pants."  Anyway, Nikki broke up with him for Andy.  Yeah.  ANDY.  And poor Josh was pretty heartbroken about it.

Which leads me to the next week.  The fair!  Yay!  Anyway, I went on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.  Josh was there for Wednesday and Friday.  Nikki got pissed at us for inviting him, but as I mentioned before, he really is a great guy.  We weren't going to not hang out with him because she broke up with him, we liked him too much.  She got over it though.  On fair day Taylor picked me up for the parade, since we rode the senior float.  I managed to throw a peppermint into a guy's pocket.  It was pretty epic.  After that me and Joseph went to Bowling Green with Tiffany and her mom.  Then we went back to the fair around noon, where we stayed until ten or eleven.

Lots of shit happened that day.  First of all, Tiffany, uber whore that she is, seduced a fourteen year old.  Also, she met Josh, which of course meant she had to sink her claws into him.  She's been texting him ever since then, and he thinks she's nasty.  She even told Austin that he wants to fuck her,  I told him about it and he then made it very clear he was not interested in her.

Now, on the the next week, which would be last week.  I was literally home on Wednesday.  I didn't go anywhere that night, but I did the rest of them.  Monday night I hung out with Mr. Belvedere (Joseph) and Ponyboy (Daniel) down at the tailwaters.  Tuesday night Joseph, Morgan, and I went to BG, where all we did was go to Cole and Nick's apartment.  More on that later.  Thursday night I hung out at the tailwaters with Morgan and Joseph, and then at Kyrock with them and Taylor.  I had firecrackers.  Amusement ensued.  Friday night I went with Joseph, Morgan, Daniel, and Tiffany to BG.  We had much fun.  We went to the mall, Barnes & Noble, and Wal-Mart.  Then we had to take Tiffany back to the game, so instead of hanging around Edmonson County, which was wet, we went to Leitchfield.  Home of...well, nothing but Wal-Mart.  But we went there!

And then...Saturday.

I went to a party.  The kind of party where there is alcohol.  I bought the alcohol.  Puregrain.  Morgan made hooch.  I don't really like hooch, but I drank two full cups of it, which, seeing as I've never been drunk before, should've knocked me on my ass, especially since I also drank some fruit.  But it didn't.  I didn't even get buzzed.  We had the party because it was Josh's 19th birthday.  We had it at Cole and Nick's place.  Yeah...  I told my mom I was spending the night at Nikki's, and Nikki wasn't even there.  Josh brought me home Sunday morning, and Daniel picked me up Saturday night. 

Josh got so drunk.  This bitch who lives in the apartment below them showed up and threatened to call the cops and everything.  I ended up sleeping in Nick's room with Joseph and Daniel, where I found out both of them are apparently sleep creepers.  Daniel sat up and stared at Joseph in his sleep, and Joseph decided he was going to get him some in his sleep.  From me.  See, the two of us slept in Nick's bed, while Daniel was forced to sleep on the floor.  And at one point during the night, Joseph's hand starts creeping up my leg.  Towards my vagina.  I, of course, wasn't having it, so I grabbed his hand and tossed it at him.  He didn't even wake up.

This week, so far, has not been full of fun times and drunken debacles.  It's been full of boring shit and drama.  But I'll blog about that tomorrow.  Or eventually.

After We Turned Back The Clocks.

Sooo...miss me?

'Cause...I haven't blogged in a while...Yeah, sorry about that.  I can explain, really.

I'm really, really lazy about blogging.  What with school getting into full swing and Monologue Madness starting and then...y'know...ending...and me getting Direct TV in my room and whatnot.

Ugh.  I'll fill in the details.  Now, the last thing I did and then blogged about was Scott Pilgrim and Joppa.  Now, when we were at Joppa, some scary shit went down.  A footprint ended up on the back window of Nikki's car.  Right behind my head.  And then there was the little matter of the arrow in front of Morgan pointing to the X in front of Nikki.  Scary as hell, but not as scary as it could've been. Until about a week later.  When Nikki totaled her car.  She was following Joseph off the gravel ferry road, hit a loose patch, overcorrected, and flipped her car three times.  She's fine though.  Coincidence, you're thinking to youself, right? We wrote it off as that too.  Until about five days later, when she totaled her new car.  The thing is, Nikki's a pretty good driver. And neither wreck was her fault.  some guy hit her on her way to work.  She was fine during that wreck too, but that's just scary as hell.

I don't know if I ever mentioned Monologe Madness, so a recap.  It was this big competition thing we did with, you guessed it, monologues.  I had one from the Tell-Tale Heart and it was so good, and then I got onstage to do it, got stage fright, and promptly forgot all my lines.  Embarrassing.  But enough about me.  Here's the bracket.  you'll notice a certain fake red head managed  to finagle her way to the top *cough* sara hogan *cough*  But I digress.

Bracket!!

Drama sucks nowadays.  But I don't wanna get into it.  It just pisses me off.

Last week I went on a fieldtrip to see Sweeney Todd at Capital Arts.  It was pretty amazing, and Zach Staugatis bought me candy.  It was a really good production though.  I had to bite my lip to keep from singing along at times.  Last weekend I saw Vampires Suck with Jared and Daniel.  Morgan was in revival and couldnt make it.  That movie was hilarious.  Tony was there.  That was not so hilarious.  But I just very carefully ignored him.  Before we went to the movie we went to the mall.  Within a minute of being there Jacob Alexander managed to find us and invite himself to the movie.  Somehow we managed to escape the mall without him but geez. 

I got my senior pictures taken a few days ago.  The ones I saw turned out pretty good.  I feel old though...

I went with Jared Friday night to see Piranha 3D.  It was retarded, but good retarded.  It had a ridiculous amount of boobs, of course, but it made up for it with this one really big scene where a ton of people got eaten.  Lots of face rippage too.  Oh, and Jerry O'Connell screaming "They took my penis! My penis!"  Yeah.

Anyway, I think that's pretty much it.  Daniel's being a dick, but I'll talk about that some other time.