Muahahaha (And Other Short Stories)

Today was spent lounging around in my pajamas, watching movies and eating too many pretzels. I feel like poop. I don't know what I have although I do know it isn't swine flu. On the plus side, I get the remote no questions asked when I'm sick. I watched some very good movies today too. So, of course I have to talk about them.

First off this morning would be When Harry Met Sally, which came on ABC Family. I had never actually seen this movie until today, and it was wonderful. Of course, after In The Land Of Women, I have found myself partial to Meg Ryan. But that is besides the point. I also agree with Harry's philosophy that men and women can never be friends because of the sexual tension. I agree almost completely. I am friends with some guys that I would never think about having sex with, and they would never think about having sex with me. As a whole though, that is true.

Then I watched Hot rod on Encore. This was solely because there was absolutely nothing to watch. It turned out to be a lot better than I thought it would be. It's not Brittany's-New-Favorite-Movie good, but it's pretty funny. If I catch it on TV again, I may just watch it. Although, I do still have a grudge about the whole special episode of Scarred thing, which was totally misleading...

After Hot Rod, I watched Grosse Pointe Blank, a movie that, thanks to Empire and Sporcle, I have wanted to see for a while now. For one thing, if both those sites love it, AND it's got John Cusack in it, it's the movie for me, because I love that man. A lot. He is the everyman, more than any other everyman there ever was. He's so attractive in that way that you can never quite put your finger on, except that you know it has something to do with an attractive dork. Anyway, if you've ever seen that movie, he is a hitman. Now, for those of you who don't know me very well, I find movie hitmen very attractive. For god's sake, one of my favorite movies is Mr. And Mrs. Smith, and I don't watch it just for Vince Vaughn. Bangkok Dangerous ain't to shabby either. I'm a sick, sick individual, I know.

Now, for the final movie, I watched Mermaids. Which has absolutely nothing to do with Mermaids, I am just going to point that out right now. Although Cher does at one point dress up like one. And yes, I said Cher. It's OK though, Christina Ricci and Winona Ryder are both in it. Anyway, it is a hilarious movie and I love it. I recommend it.

Now, on a side note, I have found myself addicted to the websites www.fmylife.com and www.mylifeisaverage.com. Very entertaining stuff.